This year we have a pleothra of episodes to choose from. It was uploaded from their airings in Iceland (hence the strange subtitles, but don’t worry you don’t even see them after a while and the copies are nice and crisp). I’m actually going to include 3 non-consecutive episodes, but if you want to watch the ones in between they are all on Heartbreakers YouTube Channel.
First up we get a nice cross sections of stories that uses the Springfield Mall set. Springfield Mall often makes an appearance at Christmas, and normally only at Christmas time, but it’s such a great perspective I wanted to include it for that alone. Second we follow Michelle Bauer about her Christmas errands. It also features when Danny gives Michelle his present outside of Reva Bend, a great example of soap opera gift wrapping. The lid and box are wrapped separately so easily open without tearing paper. Finally we get the actual Christmas episode capped off with RJ Jessup’s birth.
On top of that this is Manny’s first Christmas, they’re not even together yet, so it’s got that going for it. Besides Manny, Holly’s formerly psycho brother Ken Norris has returned to town just in time to be a red herring in the Nursery Rhyme Stalker Story (it was really Holly). The hot if twisted Blen (Blake Marler with Ross’ half-brother Ben Warren) story is in full swing. Annie Dutton disguised as detective Terri DeMarco has been stirring up trouble by drugging Josh, leading him and most of the town to decide he’s gone nuts. Due to Hart and Cassie, Dinah miscarried recently and Cassie is coming back to town finally deciding to tell Hart that she’s pregnant with his kid. Dinah, who as she mentions on screen, also delivered Harley’s baby Daisy (recently returned to town with adoptive father Jim LeMay), will be the one to deliever RJ Jessup in a car, just like she did with Harley. Jim and Beth Raines are starting to take an interest in each other, much to Susan’s dismay (she wants Harley to dump Phillip and marry Jim). Matt and Beth had been growing closer and Vanessa’s insecurity about their age difference has her claws out for Beth. Fletcher went off in a snit convinced Holly has given up all rights to Meg. So far he’s proven untraceable and Holly isn’t taking it well.
Tues., Dec. 15, 1998
An upset Michelle tells Drew that Danny decided to audit her psychology class and signed up to be her study partner. She goes on to say that during a classroom “Ink Blot” analysis, Danny said every blot was him and her making love. She told him she saw him being hauled off for sexual harassment. (Unfortunately this was never shown because Paul Anthony Stewart was sick the day they were scheduled to shoot, he still is sick with bronchitis at the mall in this episode.) Danny mailed Michelle an inkblot with a note, “I see a truce” and his cell phone number. [I always wanted to get this blot from Danny and present it framed to him and Michelle as a housewarming gift.] Michelle meets Danny at the mall to tell him to stop following her and intimidating her. Danny apologizes. He then tells Michelle that he has feelings for her and is losing interest in finding his brother’s killer, but Michelle doesn’t buy it. Michelle angrily tells Danny that she is with Jesse and there is nothing he can do to change that. [We’ll see.] When Jesse and Drew take Coop to the mall to see Santa, they narrowly miss seeing Michelle and Danny together. However, Michelle does see Jesse kiss Drew on the forehead.
This episode originally aired Tues. Dec. 15th. The ink blot (sigh), OK this is sad to admit, but I actually recreated the inkblot for my Manny Tribute video. Gotta love it when Drew and Michelle have “girl talk.” “As long as he’s sniffing around you.” Dinah and Annie are pretty great talking too. I’m loving the twist where now Josh is going after Annie. Just when you think Josh has a chance because Rick isn’t his dr., they bring in Dr. Bradford. NO! We hate Dr. Bradford, she locks up Michelle. 8:27 More inkblots, Bill leaving then makes a lot more sense once you know he’s going to get a look at Terri. Here’s the skinny. There was a terrific scene they wrote of Michelle and Danny in the classroom. It’s one of the 1st times that he starts to show a real appreciation for Michelle’s fieriness. Then Paul Anthony Stewart (Danny) got really, really sick with bronchitis, too sick to work. So they never shot the scene. (Thank God they didn’t do it with a recast.) So Drew and Michelle just talked about. He’s better here, but still pretty sick. That’s why his voice is strange.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85YK0faqm8 (Part 1)
Vanessa: “I’m so very glad I caught you”. – Beth: “Doing what?” I like Vicki’s new hair cut. Vanessa’s necklace is very pretty. Dresse 3:18 “Do you mind if a sweet little Jewish girl tags along?” 4:24 Manny at the Mall Danny:”You’ve gotta know the difference between an apology and a threat.” “Now relax, this is decaf.” Dinah: “You are Annie Dutton, the single most awesome female I’ve ever met in my entire life.” Glad Annie gets the irony about brain washing. I kind of enjoyed Josh’s nightmare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPvoTOaxWMo&lr=1 (Part 2)
Frank is being more moronic than usual. I’m surprised Terri didn’t file a report on entering Jeva’s house. She normally covers her tracks better than that. It’s kind of funny that sometimes both Reva & Annie seem to get confused whether it’s really more important to be with Josh or to destroy their rival. Reva figured out how the DNA evidence was fixed. Go Reva! 5:20 More smackdown “If you could scare up a date, maybe you could join us.” I wonder if switching to popcorn was planned or impromptu. Ben to the rescue! It’s really a nice little plot where India sacrifices one of her literal family jewels for Dorrie, but it magically comes back to her. Thinking of those less fortunate than you Ross? How about you could call Carrie and see how her treatments are coming? You remember Carrie (Jane Elliot) don’t you? Your former wife? The one you promised to wait for forever until she recovered from her total mental collapse? (Sorry, loved Carrie & he never freaking called to check on her once!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XH6ioi9roo&lr=1 (Part 3)
Loved the mistletoe. How did they know Morgan knew about Rocky? He died before he talked to anyone, but Jenna. They knew he was back and was taking the kids, but that doesn’t mean he knew. It could just be revenge. That was great when Terri tore her blouse. Too bad it was borrowed. I wonder how Terri thinks she’s going to get Josh back if he’s committed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXDibVTL0k&lr=1 (Part 4)
Tues., Dec. 22, 1998
It’s First Present Day. See Danny think back on this in my “Typical House” fanfic. Danny is following Michelle today as she makes her Christmas rounds, first to Millennium and then to Holly’s house. At Holly’s Michelle discovers that despite her earlier promise to Michelle, Holly is still drinking and a concerned Michelle consults with Ken about it. Outside she runs into Danny who gives her a creepy photo of herself alone in the park, designed to creep her out.
Springfield Inn? Matt – Your family OWNS the boarding house why not stay there? Buzz is just trying to bury himself in somebody else’s problems. Blen seem happy. Nice use of Blen’s conversation to re-cap. Note the stupid curtain behind Ben. I hate that thing. Marriage must agree with Harley, she’s got a decent length skirt. Susan is a master manipulator for a teenager. Her plan is to get Harley and Jim together. Harley should remember this when she gets all paranoid about Phillip not leaving Lizzie with Edmund. Fletcher IS that cruel. He ALWAYS does this. He professes his undying love and then suddenly he’ll decide something the woman does is unforgivable and out the door he goes without a second glance. I guess that should be “pulling a Fletcher.” He broke my heart when he dumped Claire and I have NEVER forgiven him. Again, Blake hating India goes back to their mutual involvement with Phillip. “Free range plum pudding doesn’t do it for you?” A bar that serves brunch? Michelle is in full feisty mode today. Havent you heard? Im the Springfield Creeper. Can I melt yet? Nope, not done commenting. 1:13 I love Michelles hair like this. It rocks today! Manny at Hollys House 7:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrk9UDjyxJo&lr=1 (Part 1)
A whole scene about a birthmark? Drew and Buzz are sort of friends (see when he tricks her into cleaning his grill while Michelle is a the blind school), but she mostly knows how close Buzz is to Jesse and sees him as an in. Counseling Mattesa! Have you never heard of couples counseling? That’s a great color on Vanessa. Susan begins her plan to get rid of Phillip. Daisy? She’s good. Nice touch of Meg’s photo on the mantle. Love India’s outfit, but black and white really aren’t her colors. 5:28 The highlight didn’t show Danny listening at the door! Michelle and Holly first grew close as Holly helped Michelle through Maureen’s death. Michelle would want to return the favor and help Holly if she could. She’s already tried a couple of times before the recast. If only Holly wasn’t mired in NRS, she could have been such an asset to the story here, but NO, the writers motto was isolate Manny. I wish Holly would have followed up on Michelle’s request to find information on Danny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlM6R99smU8&lr=1 (Part 2)
Buzz plays peacemaker. Nice hairstyle Drew, so he could see the birthmark, but that was kind of odd how he put his hand on her shoulder. Lil’ Maureen was playing matchmaker in the finale too. “It’s not a test. You’re not going to graded on this.” Phillip is exactly right Harley. He sounds like a parent when he talks to Susan, you still sound like a wanna be cool babysitter. I like Holly’s hair, but it looks kind of complicated for someone who is falling apart. Meg couldn’t talk like that. 5:20 Manny at Reva Bend Cont. I wonder if Michelle would have followed up with someone about Holly’s drinking if Danny hadn’t distracted her right then. Michelle: “Ever hear of the U.S. Mail?” Danny: “No right? I should take that up with the ACLU.” I LOVE it when they banter. This is an example of soap opera gift wrapping. You wrap the lid and box separately, so they look nice and come apart easily without having to rip the paper. Danny takes photos , too! Is there no end to this mans skills? (Well, he can’t ride a horse, that’s about it.) The photo is supposed to freak Michelle out, Danny is still working on his plan to push Jesse so hard that he’ll admit he killed Mick. Nice use of the wind machine in Michelle’s hair to suggest they are outside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odPgTtMj7T4&lr=1 (Part 3)
“We were very close to converting our garage into a stable.” That’s funny for people who live in a former carriage house. They live in a space where the downstairs used to be living space for horses. I don’t think Blake is being hypocritical, if Ross is going to object to Ben. “Take refuge in his Ex-Wifey’s arms.” Great Ben-India bickering. Loving Matt’s outfit today. I can’t believe Matt caved that easily, Billy never would have. Telling Drew would be the simple way and very unSelena. “Did you ever dream this…” – Ben did dream of belonging in a family. “This is better than a dream because it’s real.” Phillip is being supportive and practical. “You can’t get those 12 years back. She’s not Daisy now, she’s Susan.” “You go to extremes?” I think Jim and Harley do have chemistry. Jim’s smarter than he looks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHujCt-RE4&lr=1 (Part 4)
Christmas Episode
The nurse almost looked like Annie in soft focus. Was that deliberate? Rick is so great as Santa. Why didn’t they let him raise his own kids? He waited decades to get them and then they just disappeared. Props should have gotten a page a day calendar. How do you turn back a month a page calendar a couple of days? I wonder if Terri would have brought Tammy back so soon if Alan hadn’t showed up? “A note which I left at the police station.” That doesn’t sound made up at all. I love Dinah’s squat down in the rice fields line. “You know I can’t do that.” So you’re saying you’re not perfect Cassie, you must be in bad shape. Dinah did have a soft spot for children. Cassie and Dinah did have a complex relationship, it was more than just hate. What was Beth thinking giving Lizzie those bells? Kill me now! Beth is really being a pretty good sport.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrITL6v-z8k [Part 1]
I understand why Ross isn’t being very supportive, but really when he was part of the reason Ben has never had an experience like this before, he doesn’t have to be so abrasively rude, especially about the cars. Is it just me or do the sweaters make the Miniature Marlers look like little Rosses? Blen went shopping together. If the cars are wrong, why didn’t she tell him? “It’s not going that badly. – Why because he hasn’t shot one of us yet?” The H.B. flashback rocks! Everyone loves H.B. “Why do these women do this to me?” Is it because you are a putz Hart? I remember reading once in a soap book about how they have to pull the linings out of the coats because otherwise the actors get to hot being “outside” inside the set. Hart’s parka makes me think of that, especially when the girls barely have suit coats on. It’s nice that there stockings have their names on them, maybe we’ll figure out which is which yet. The twin in green is too talkative and isn’t taking direction well. I really do think this is what Drew’s getting religion later this year is about, trying to reconnect with the parents who raised her. Love Annie’s velvet coat. That Santa Ross comes in carrying is part of the mall decorations earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUljX3F02OQ [Part 2]
I love it when they show Abby and Reva’s friendship. I’m glad they don’t forget it. Rabby is a great couple, too. I abhor Abby’s hat though. I’m happier to see the coat than Josh, I love that thing. Why doesn’t Terri have a cell phone? Nice that mentioned Dinah delivered Susan. Nice of Dinah to let Cassie use her photo of Hart. Cassie’s lines would make more sense if she didn’t have 1 kid already. Dinah: “You know me I lie. Push again!” Ben: “Don’t mind me, I”ll just go watch football.” Blake to 1 of the twins: “You want that 1 [coat].” – Ross: “Well, it’s his.” What is Blake’s wreath made of? Love all the talk about H.B. I miss him. We need you Harlan. I know Reva is famous for wearing red, but I say this shade of blue suits her best. Really she only wear it, she looks so much better in it than any other color.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7C6ezwcTg4 [Part 3]
India: “3 single men & one of them happens to be my size.” Love India’s dress, it’s perfect for her. India: “I was getting a little glum, standing under the mistletoe all by myself.” Alex & Lizzie look sharp, too. I remember Alan giving her the brief case & they actually mention it from time to time in the future. Phillip’s shirt is amazing, too. Harley’s looking sharp, too. Harley: “It’s not just a house because we’re married, it’s a home.” Beat 2 of Jeth they meet & hit it off. “You must be new around here.” That is a BIG kid. Welcome RJ! That’s a great shot of Buzz & the kids for once. Glad Rick & Phillip spend the holiday together. I guess that’s how Jim knew Rick’s name was Bauer at the hospital. They must have met at the party. Not the same without Mike Bauer singing the carol. I miss him. Nice that Blen was tender this time instead of always so desperate. Guess it was a page a day calendar, you just couldn’t see it before. Handy that railing was there for Shayne to stand on. Good tree place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuS133XuFD0 [Part 4]